Some Picture

Funny Tips

Driving isn't all business. Life on the road can get hairy, sticky, or just plain funny. Think your humorous truck tip can be featured in one of Progressive Commercial's upcoming ads? Submit your own tip — just be sure to keep it clean.

Sort by

Posted by Roger in Funny Tips / Rating: 2.93

The exhaust manifold makes a great moving oven.

Rate this Tip:
/ Email this Tip

Posted by Helen in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.71

Support truckers - they are the worlds' product movers.

Rate this Tip:
/ Email this Tip

Posted by Helen in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.69

Hugging a tree is good. Hugging a truck driver is better!

Rate this Tip:
/ Email this Tip

Posted by diana in Funny Tips / Rating: 2.33

Rolling up your window does not hide you from other drivers, so never pick your nose while driving!

Rate this Tip:
/ Email this Tip

Posted by Rebecca in Funny Tips / Rating: 3.00

Never let your wife adjust your mirrors. She uses them for applying lipstick, you use them to drive. Stay safe, buy her a compact when you're on the road.

Rate this Tip:
/ Email this Tip

Posted by Robin in Funny Tips / Rating: 3.00

When done eating while driving make sure all substances are cleaned up and out of the truck...if not it will eventually smell like you are riding with a dead deer!

Rate this Tip:
/ Email this Tip

Posted by James in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.38

Stay away from trucks with decals that read: 4 X 4 = 16

Rate this Tip:
/ Email this Tip

Posted by Michelle in Funny Tips / Rating: 3.00

Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly!

Rate this Tip:
/ Email this Tip

Posted by Kathy in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.47

What is the one thing that Commercial Insurance and Mother in Laws have in common? They are both in EVERYONES business!

Rate this Tip:
/ Email this Tip

Posted by Lucy in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.33

Don't get angry at the car driving well over the speed limit, just smile when you pass him pulled over by the angry cop!

Rate this Tip:
/ Email this Tip