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Posted by Kathy in Funny Tips / Rating: 3.95

I don't mind the mandatory drug and alcohol screening you must take. The problem is the size of the cup. It had to be a male that invented that cup. It is meant to dip chicken fingers in, not urinate.

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Posted by Kathy in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.19

Going green does not mean you have to eat the half price burgers on the roach coach.

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Posted by Kathy in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.24

If you get more than one shovel for Christmas you better cut back a little on your trucking stories!

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Posted by Kathy in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.28

Some of the racing mortorcyles on the road these days can have seeds up to 3 or 4 times the limit while the driver is crouch in a position that looks like it actually hurts. Don't tangle with one of these crazy bikes as they whiz by you because if you hit it with your big truck your gonna see someone going "Green". They will end up looking like a booger on your truck!

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Posted by Kathy in On the Job Tips / Rating: 4.52

The hype today is "Go Green, Go Green". If you're not interested in your insurance you're not interested enough in your business. Fill the inside of your wallet with green. Get a quote today. Waiting till tomorrow is costing you money daily.

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Posted by Kathy in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.77

There is no chicken in the chicken fried steak. There are no plums in the plum pudding. But most of all there are no second chances for the uninsured trucker.

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Posted by Kathy in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.86

Truckers don't wear ice skates and handtrucks don't have snow tires. If you are delivering product that needs to be carted in on a hand truck and the customer has not cleaned the entranceway of snow and ice. For example a reataurant that requires heavy cases be carried in. Just be polite and help them name the special of the day. Upside down cake!

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Posted by Kathy in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.85

Money is short,
Times are hard,
Don't drive your truck,
Without an insurance card!

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Posted by Kathy in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.86

Don't set new truck parts in front of your truck on garbage day.(This actually just happened lol)
My husband was putting new brakes on truck. Drove to dealer to buy them and set them in front of truck until he finished polishing his rims. Hood was open blocking his view of road as garbage truck came by. He walked around the truck a bit later and realized the garbage men took his new brakes.
Gas to the dealer to buy=$3.00
Front brake shoes=$129.99
Look on husbands face when he realized the garbage men took his new brakes=="Priceless"

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Posted by Kathy in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.86

There is only one place worse to have a heart attack than in your truck. That would be in the middle of a game of cherades. Try to eat a little healthier and get some excercise while on the road.

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