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Posted by Bonnie in Funny Tips / Rating: 3.00

Bring back the CB, much safer then cell phones.

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Posted by Pamela in Funny Tips / Rating: 3.00

Going to a tailgate party is really hard out of the trunk of your car!

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Posted by Pamela in Funny Tips / Rating: 3.00

Owning a truck is better then having to pay someone to haul something for you all the time.

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Posted by WANDA in Funny Tips / Rating: 2.00

Have you noticed how many drivers can't find the turn signals until they get to their turn?!!!

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Posted by WANDA in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

Most drivers never learned their numbers. It should be part of a driver's test. If you don't read speed limits - NO LICENSE!!

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Posted by L in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.61

A sign it may be time to find a new insurance agent: If you count your fingers whenever the two of you shake hands.

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Posted by L in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.57

How to avoid being led down the garden path: Stay away from insurance companies that are all vines and no ‘taters when it comes to claims service, affordable pricing and policies custom-made for your transportation business.

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Posted by dave in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

If you want your vehicle to last don't let your partner in life drive it.

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Posted by thomas in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

When driving down the road and you pass a church, stop in for a visit so that when you are carried in they won't say who is it!

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Posted by AUDREY in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

Don't let your idiot brother use your truck, you'll just regret it.

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