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Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials

Progressive Commercial's very own truck tips. They're funnier than a barrel of monkeys in a big rig. Think you have a tip that's funnier than ours?

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 4.53

Never make fun of a man with access to a “grinder” or a “chipper.”

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 4.73

Want a luxurious and even tan while on the road? Apply sunblock to just the left side of your body.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 4.20

In a pinch, a welding torch makes a mean grilled cheese sandwich.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 4.29

Service with a smile goes a long way. Until you back over someone’s septic tank.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 3.67

As a contractor, the only time you should bite off more than you can chew is during lunch.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 4.64

The site of a contractor’s business is directly proportional to the size of his tool belt.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 4.00

With all due respect to drive-thrus, drinking 64 ounces of coffee in one sitting is just asking for trouble you don’t need.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 4.27

Don’t blow your air horn the second some kid starts pumping his fist. Make ‘em earn it. Otherwise it ceases to be special.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 4.40

Less on insurance means more in your wallet.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 4.33

Despite what you might see on TV, keeping a chimpanzee in your cab is never a good idea. You have to trust me on this one.

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