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Posted by Michael in Funny Tips / Rating: 2.82

If you suddenly find a noticeable drop in MPG and hauling power, you might want to check your emergency brake.

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Posted by Linda in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.80

Ok, it's a way of life. When we roll, we're gonna load up the hound dog too. With being in a truck we're gonna end up someplace a lot longer and father away than we started out going to. Throw a bottle of water in the backseat. He's gonna need it and you'll keep your slobber bomb happy.

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Posted by Shashwat in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

If your trailer is stuck under the underpass past the clearance sign, look into taking 4th grade math classes.

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Posted by Shashwat in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

In case of an accident, remember D.A.D at the accident scene - Document everything, Admit nothing and Deny wrongdoing.

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Posted by d j in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.04

When someone attempts to put "WIDE LOAD" signage on your bumper, it may be a too much "junk-in-the-trunk" alert, 'cause that extra spare they were referring to wasn't directed at your truck, either...

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Posted by Vicki in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

Keep your friends hockey equipment out if you want to take your girl in it.

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Posted by david in Funny Tips / Rating: 4.56

Save the personal hygiene routine for home or work, never behind the wheel!

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Posted by Joseph in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

Don't be in a hurry to self-diagnose a problem with your truck. I left my truck sitting for two years because I thought it needed a new transmission and it took me that long to save up for the cost. When I finally took it to the transmission guy, he said my transmission was fine. It just needed a new muffler. Who would have thunk it? I could have had that stupid truck fixed two years ago. At least I saved some money but lost the use of my truck for two years.

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Posted by James in Funny Tips / Rating: 3.00

If you're the only big rig on the road with a bunch of four wheelers and you see a big truck tire or a set of duals come zipping by your cab. Hand, (or driver) ya better pull over to the curb as quick as you can or you may find DOT giving a ticket to the loosest lug nut with the rig - the one holding the wheel!

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Posted by Debbie in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

Don't tell your single friends you have a truck. They will always want you to help them move!

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