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Driving isn't all business. Life on the road can get hairy, sticky, or just plain funny. Think your humorous truck tip can be featured in one of Progressive Commercial's upcoming ads? Submit your own tip — just be sure to keep it clean.
If you suddenly find a noticeable drop in MPG and hauling power, you might want to check your emergency brake.
Ok, it's a way of life. When we roll, we're gonna load up the hound dog too. With being in a truck we're gonna end up someplace a lot longer and father away than we started out going to. Throw a bottle of water in the backseat. He's gonna need it and you'll keep your slobber bomb happy.
If your trailer is stuck under the underpass past the clearance sign, look into taking 4th grade math classes.
In case of an accident, remember D.A.D at the accident scene - Document everything, Admit nothing and Deny wrongdoing.
When someone attempts to put "WIDE LOAD" signage on your bumper, it may be a too much "junk-in-the-trunk" alert, 'cause that extra spare they were referring to wasn't directed at your truck, either...
Keep your friends hockey equipment out if you want to take your girl in it.
Save the personal hygiene routine for home or work, never behind the wheel!
Don't be in a hurry to self-diagnose a problem with your truck. I left my truck sitting for two years because I thought it needed a new transmission and it took me that long to save up for the cost. When I finally took it to the transmission guy, he said my transmission was fine. It just needed a new muffler. Who would have thunk it? I could have had that stupid truck fixed two years ago. At least I saved some money but lost the use of my truck for two years.
If you're the only big rig on the road with a bunch of four wheelers and you see a big truck tire or a set of duals come zipping by your cab. Hand, (or driver) ya better pull over to the curb as quick as you can or you may find DOT giving a ticket to the loosest lug nut with the rig - the one holding the wheel!
Don't tell your single friends you have a truck. They will always want you to help them move!