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Posted by julie in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

In the winter when the all the nutty drivers end up in the ditch because they don't know how to drive, grab your chain and charge to pull them out of the ditch!

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Posted by Michelle in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

Hey guys contrary to what you might think, (yes the majority of you) digging for gold (picking your nose furiously) isn't a private matter just because you are in your vehicle. We can see in your windows. So to every guy who's winking, waving or blowing kisses from your cab, be sure a mile ago I didn't casually glance over and see you foraging.

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Posted by DAMIEN in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

If you are dancing in your truck, don't worry about how others look at you, just have fun!

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Posted by Kimberly in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

Stop putting big tires on your truck without putting on a running board. It is not ladylike for you to stand behind me on the passenger side and "give me a boost" to get me in your truck.

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Posted by Kimberly in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

Please don't put all the tools, hammer, duct tape, gas cans and air pumps in your truckbed when you go to work. Us women sometimes need that stuff too!!!

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Posted by Roger in Funny Tips / Rating: 2.60

Who needs a locking gas cap? I just wrap my gas tank in sandpaper and wait for the show.

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Posted by Gina in Funny Tips / Rating: 2.00

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

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Posted by Gina in Funny Tips / Rating: 2.00

If you drive like hell, you are bound to get there.

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Posted by VERNON in Funny Tips / Rating: 1.00

Watch out for animals larger than bears.

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Posted by Lisa in Funny Tips / Rating: 2.41

I see all these commercials showing guys hauling things, towing things, using it for work, and talking about how tough their truck is. All I know is I can fill the bed of a heavy-duty truck with an awful lot of new shoes.

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