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Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials

Progressive Commercial's very own truck tips. They're funnier than a barrel of monkeys in a big rig. Think you have a tip that's funnier than ours?

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 2.50

You can go down a hill a million times too slow, but only once too fast.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 2.74

It's illegal to pick up hitchhikers. But it’s not illegal to slow down and see how long you can make one run alongside.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 1.56

Never operate your rig while wearing a giant foam finger.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 2.67

Stay up on the latest cuss words. Fuel prices being what they are,
you'll need 'em.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 2.67

Don't forget to stock-up on air-fresheners. Particularly when you're hauling livestock.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 2.14

Less on truck insurance means more in your wallet.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 2.92

When driving past a sewage plant, keep your air vents shut.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 2.93

Don’t let the guy who handled the jackhammer all morning carry your coffee.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 2.78

Either it’s an oil rag, or it’s your hanky. It can’t be both.

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Posted by Progressive in Truck Tips Used in Progressive Commercials / Rating: 2.25

When working with hazardous fumes, be sure your workspace is properly ventilated. If you had chili for lunch, same deal.

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